Is there an Afterlife? What really happens when we die?
Why does time go faster as we get older, until it's hardly worth taking the Christmas tree down?
Why do some people act like drunken buffalo or ignorant pigs?
Ever feel like you've been here before?
Is your cat watching you?
 

                             God knows.

         

 But He's not saying, so instead, this plausible*

       & slightly crazy story will answer all these

 questions and more, make you laugh out loud,

   and just might make you think again about

             Heaven, Hell, and the road to the

 

       Ultimate State of Nirvana.

 

 *not entirely plausible